hitlervevo:

why the fuck cant we text the police

lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you

youwishangelfish:

Imagine reading a book of every conversation where people have spoken about you

samandriel:

venski:

owlcitee:

samandriel:

eleven used to be all bouncy and cute and adorable and now he’s becoming more and more broken and dark like nine and ten were towards their ends and that makes me nervous

take a minute to imagine how bizzarre this post sounds to other people

icant

it just sounds like you’re really emotional about math imdone

i just really love math guys

thatfunnyblog:

KATE MIDDLETON’S BABY WILL BE THE HALF BLOOD PRINCE AND IF THAT ISN’T THE GREATEST NEWS YOU’VE HEARD TODAY THEN YOU CAN GET OUT OF MY FACE.

deathbycas:

things we need on tumblr

• a notification when someone responds to an ask
• no post limit
• a ‘sent’ folder
• urls that haven’t been used for a year to be deleted

things we dont need on tumblr

• every update tumblr has ever made ever

njena:

i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells

goddammitfenton:

if you ever feel bad about yourself, just remember this one time in my english class, we were writing horror stories and one of the girls wrote “it was friday the 13th, the night before halloween” for her opening sentence